A lot of Christians wear crosses ’round their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he’s going to be happy when he sees a fuckin’ cross ’round?
His so-called “return” is long-overdue. Maybe this is one of the reasons why he haven’t shown up yet. 🙂
I imagine Jesus saying this while he’s “up there in the Heavens”, if ever there’s one
“The men are still wearing crosses! Fuck it, I’m not going Dad! NO! They totally missed the point! If they start wearing breads or fishes I might show up again, but lemme bury fossil heads with you Dad. Fuck ’em! Let’s fuck with ’em! They’re fucking with me, let’s get ’em!”