Help and Motivation

Why do so many people need help?

Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work/school, you eat, you take one good shit and you go back to bed. What’s the mystery?

The part I really don’t understand is there are some people who read self-help books. If you need self-help, why would you read a book by someone else? That’s not self-help, that’s help and there’s no such thing as self-help. You did it yourself therefore you didn’t need help.

Try to pay attention to the language that we’ve all agreed on.

A similar mystery to me are motivation tapes, motivation books and motivation seminars. Why would anyone be motivated by someone else? I say if you lack motivation these things aren’t going to help you. What you need is to be smashed in the head thirty to forty times with a lead pipe. Now that will motivate you or at least it’ll get you moving around the room to locate your socks or some shit like that. Get the day moving.

If you’ll ask me this country could use a little less motivation. The people who are motivated are the ones that cause all the trouble. Serial killers, child molesters, Christian conservatives, etc. These people are highly motivated.

Motivation’s overrated anyway. You show me some lazy prick who is lying around all day watching game shows and stroking his penis and I’ll show you someone who’s not causing any trouble.


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