Did you know that businessmen are completely full of shit? 🙂
Just the worst kind of lowlife criminal cocksuckers that you can run into. A fucking piece of shit. The proof of it is that they don’t even trust each other. When businessmen sit down and they negotiate a deal, the first thing that they do is to automatically assume that the other guy(s) is/are a complete lieing prick who is trying to fuck him out of his money. So he has to do everything he can to fuck the other guy a little bit faster and a little bit harder, and he’s got to do it with a big smile on his face. That big and bullshit businessmen smile.
If you are a customer, that’s when you get the really big smile! The customer always gets the really big smile as the businessman carefully positions himself directly behind the customer and unzips his pants and proceeds to service the account. The customer needs service!
Now you know what they mean when they say “We specialize in Customer Service!”. Whoever coined the phrase “Let the buyer beware!” was probably bleeding from the asshole.