My favorite thing about The Bible

My favorite thing about The Bible is how all the things that will take place in the future are already antiquated. How all the prophecies have been completely antiquated there since The Bible was written and then re-written and then edited and then re-edited and then translated from dead languages and then re-translated and then re-re-edited and then re-re-translated and then given to kings to take their favorite parts out and then re-edited and then re-translated and then re-re-edited and then re-re-translated and given to the Pope for him to approve and then re-re-translated and then re-re-written and then re-translated and re-edited again. All based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years after they happened to people who did not know how to write.

I guess what I’m saying is that The Bible is literally the world’s oldest game of whisper down the lane.

 

 

 

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