The best pick up lines!

Do you ever use pick up lines? Have you picked up a lady with a pick up line? I’ll give you a few for free. The best pick up line, as we all know , is:

“Will you hold my drink while I go for a shit?”

That’s the best one because if the girl says “Not a problem!”, she’s a keeper. As far as I’m concerned, that  line is right up there with

“Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”

And, of course, the evergreen

“Let’s not turn this rape into murder!” 🙂

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