Answering Machines!

Answering machines.

I know that not a lot of people here in our country do not own answering machines, but when they do own one, they are the people who think it is cute to let their children record the outgoing message. You know? Ugh. You can’t understand almost a single word out of it because the kid is an imbecile!

“Hi! My name is Stacy, I’m Five years old! My mommy and daddy aren’t home because blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-*beep*”

My answer? Well,

“Here’s my message  Stacy: I’m  coming over to your house with a big knife, and I’m going to kill mommy and daddy, I’m going to peel off their skin and make a funny hat, after that I’m going to take my huge ding-dong and stick it right into your-*beep*”

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