Tackling Non-Smokers

Whining maggots.

Obnoxious, self-righteous slugs.

I’m not smoking for fifteen days because my best friend convinced me to. After that I’ll most likely to revert to my old habits.

I’d permanently quit smoking if I didn’t think I’d become one of you. I’m willing to die seven years before my time just so I’ll be cool each last day.

The worst kind of non-smoker is the one comes up to you & says “Eh-heh, heh, heh, hehm, eh-heh, eh-heh, eh-heh-hehm”. I remember someone who approached me like that a month ago & I said, in Tagalog of course,

“Ma’am you’re lucky you don’t smoke. That’s a hell of a cough you got there. I smoke all day & I don’t cough like that. Maybe you were conceived with a weak sperm of something. Maybe your dad was jacking off & your mom sat on his lap at the last second.”

The lady was stunned & then she just left. Did I overreact? Meh. I don’t think I did. I was smoking & someone like that comes up coughing at me? It’s like approaching a crippled person & dance like a fucker!

I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die. Deal? 🙂


What I’m missing

As you are in know of things, I’m currently NOT smoking. May it be plain cigarettes or a long & thick Marijuana joint, I currently do not smoke and oh boy…

It is hard to quit smoking.

Everyone of ’em sticks looks good to me right now. Every stick looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus & moistened shut with Olivia Wilde’s pussy right now.

You get the feeling that I’m missing something right now? Herp da Derp da Hurr Durr!

15 Days of No Smoking


Yesterday (1st of July, 2012) I was somehow convinced by my bestfriend’s words to stop smoking for at least 15 days. Starting today (2nd of July, 2012) I’ll be withdrawing like some crazy drug junkie. If I fail to do this shit I’ll be , lo and behold, dancing with her on a Dance Dance Revo platform. LOL. I’d rather stop smoking than dance like a fucktard on an arcade.

So here it goes…

DAY 1, 2nd of July, 2012

The chemical dependency that Nicotine has created is already really kicking my ass. Everytime I go of the house I wanna smoke, everytime there’s nothing to do I wanna smoke and everytime I finish something I wanna smoke. LOL. I’m sure that the next three of four days will be a bitch.


DAY 2, 3rd of July, 2012

I bought a stick hours ago but I decided not to smoke it. I broke it in half. Buh-bye 3 Pesos! LOL. I’m still fighting the itch to have a smoke though. Can’t wait for that day when I’ll start experiencing soar throats, coughing, and other signs of colds and respiratory problem. Lungs are beginning to clear by that time.


DAY 3, 4th of July, 2012

Chewed a lot of Doublemint pellets today, plus I kept myself really busy so that my mind could at least temporarily forget about having a smoke. I’m expecting my Masseter, Lateral Pterygoid, Medial Pterygoid, and Temporalis to increase in size and my breath to be as fragrant as fuck as I keep on chewing more gums. LOL. 🙂


DAY 4, 5th of July, 2012

Just kept myself busy by working out and doing household chores. Every three or four hours I chew on a few pellets of gum. Felt a bit cooped up though. Kinda miss my old bestfriend, cigarette, but that’s just normal. Just one of the many withdrawal symptoms.


DAY 5, 6th of  July, 2012

WTF? Soar Throat came earlier than expected. Well that’s good because, as stated in Day 2, my lungs are beginning to clear the hell out. As usual I kept myself busy. Most of the time I pondered about the heel burning sensation that I’m experiencing for a couple of years now. I still chew gum pellets, LOL, and I still feel a bit cooped up. Can’t sleep properly. Damn. O well.


DAY 6, 7th of July, 2012

Ugh. Insomnia. 2 Days and still going. Hating it! Didn’t do that much today. Just sat all day long reading other people’s blog & updating my own blog. Still missing my old friend though. Haha. O well, the fight continues!


DAY 7, 8th of July, 2012

I was in stasis up to 1 in the afternoon. Today all I did was watch Moneyball, The Silence of the Lambs & Insidious, pig out & explore the social network world. Soar Throat’s gone but my right Molar’s aching like fuck a while ago. The pain has now lessened. My stamina’s coming back LOL! It’s been a week since I last puffed a stick/joint! FUCK! =))


DAY 8, 9th of July, 2012

I have physical, mental & emotional symptoms that are occuring during the wee hours of the day. I’m craving for a smoke during 2AM to 3AM, my hands & feet are fuckin’ tingling  & I am totally being dependent & irritable so I decided to get busy as fuck during the whole day. Totally worked. LOL.


DAY 9, 10th of July, 2012

As usual I kept myself busy throughout the day by working out, pigging out & blogging. Smoking never came into my mind today. Weird… But good.


DAY 10, 11th of July, 2012

SSDD. Work out, pig out, blog the fuck out.


DAY 11, 12th of July, 2012

SSDD except for the fact that I got laid. LOL.


DAY 12, 13th of July, 2012

Oh damn 3 days left! I can do this! Anyways, nothing much occured during the day. So… Meh. SSDD


DAY 13, 14th of July, 2012

SSDD. 2 More days! Hang in there fucker, hang in there.


DAY 14, 15th of July, 2012

The more I think about Monday the more I crave for a stick of cigarette/Marijuana joint. I hate this feeling. Haha. Damn, damn, DAMN!


THE LAST DAY, 16th of July, 2012

‘Tis done! My fifteen days of abstinence is finally over! No Dance Dance Revolution for me. LOL. Geez. Fifteen grueling days full of withdrawal symptoms & cravings. Now what? Should I continue or should I revert to my smoking habits?

Meh. I’ll smoke to that. =))