Abortion, Chickens, & the Sanctity of Life


Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t wanna have sexual intercourse in the first place?

These conservatives are really something. They are all in favor of the unborn & they will do anything for the unborn but once you’re born,

YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN!

Pro-Life people are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months & after that they don’t wanna know about you, they don’t wanna hear from. No nothing! No neonatal care, no health care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing!

If you’re pre-born you’re fine, if you’re pre-school you’re fucked!

These people don’t give a shit about you until you reach military age then they’ll you’re just fine! Just what they’re looking for! They want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

Pro-life. My ass.

They’re not Pro-Life. Wanna know what they are? They’re Anti-Women. They are not moral crusaders they are Anti-Women!They believe that a woman’s prime purpose is to function as a brood mare for the country.

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How come when it’s us it’s Abortion & when it’s a chicken it’s an omelette?

Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen that we passed chickens in goodness? Name fifty ways that we’re better than chickens.

Can’t do it?

You know why? Because chickens are decent beings. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs do you? You don’t see a chicken hooking up his nuts to a car battery do you? When’s the last time a chicken you heard came home from work & beat the shit out of his hen? Doesn’t happen because chickens are decent beings.

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Is a fetus a human being?

This seems to be the central question. If a fetus is a human being how come the census doesn’t count them? If a fetus is a human being how come when there’s a miscarriage there is no funeral? If a fetus is a human being how come people say “We have two children & one on the way” instead of saying “We have three children”?

People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago & it’s a continuous process & it just keeps rolling along. You can go back further than that. What about the Carbon atoms? Human life could not exist without Carbon. So is it just possible that maybe we shouldn’t be burning all these coal?

Just looking for a little consistency here in these Anti-Abortion arguments. See the really hardcore people will tell you that life begins at fertilization when the sperm fertilizes the egg, which is usually a few moments after a man says “Sorry Honey. I was about to pull out when the phone rang & it startled me”. But even after the egg is fertilized it’s still six or seven days it reaches the uterus pregnancy begins, & not every egg makes it that far.

80% of a woman’s fertilized are rinsed & flushed out of her body once a month during those delightful few days she has. They wind up on sanitary napkins & yet they are fertilized eggs.

So basically what these Anti-Abortion people are telling us is that every woman who has had more than one period is a serial killer.

Consistency.

Catholics, which I WAS until I reached the age of REASON, & other Christians are against abortions & they’re against homosexuals. Well, who has fewer abortions than homosexuals? Leave these people alone for fuck’s sake! Here is a class of people guaranteed never to have abortion & the Catholics & Christians are tossing them aside!

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Think of abortion as term limits, that’s all it is. Biological term limits. But you know the longer you listen to this Abortion debate the more you’ll hear this phrase “The Sanctity of Life”. You’ve read/heard that. Do you believe in that?

Personally, I think it’s a bunch of shit. Well, I mean… Life is sacred? Who said so? GOD? Hey, if you read history you’ll realize that God is one of the leading cause of death. Hindus, Muslims, Jews, Christians all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea. The Sword of God, The Blood of the Lamb, The Vengeance is mine. Millions of the fuckaroos & fuckarees! All because they gave a wrong answer to the God question.

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“You believe in God?”

“No.”

*Gunshot* “Dead.”

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“You believe in God?”

“Yes.”

“You believe in MY God?”

“No.”

“My God has a bigger dick than your God!” *Gunshot* “Dead.”

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Thousands of years, & all the best wars too! The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought all based on religious hatred, which is fine with me. Hey, anytime a bunch of “Holy” people want to kill other I’m a happy guy! But don’t give me all these shit about the Sanctity of Life! Even if were such a thing I don’t think it’s something you can blame on God. You know where the Sanctity of Life came from?

We made it up.

You know why? Because we’re alive! Self-Interest! Living people have a strong interest in promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred. Dead people give less than a shit about the Sanctity of Life. Only living people care about it so the thing grows out of a completely biased point of view!

It’s a self-serving, man-made, bullshit story. It’s one of these things we tell ourselves so we’ll feel noble.

“Life is sacred.”

Makes you feel noble, doesn’t it?

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If everything that ever lived is dead & everything alive is going to die, where is the sacred part to men?